Witches and Confession
People, help. I need all the modern knowledge about witches and dark side of life. I becoming a true believer of it and I need to get rid of it as fast as possible !
As most of you probably know I am ill already for a week. Weeek in bed ??? I can hardly say when did it happen to me the last time ! Can anybody remember me complaining about feeling bad or about anything ? Please agree with me that it is hardly remembered. Personally I dont remember myself being ill for the last ... hmm .... I just dont remember when was the last time !
I do sometime get food poisoned or hangover but I believe this is not called to be ill ...
Now the confession, I became ill last week after I met some girl. Actually I met her months ago but it was the time when we sat and talked over a glass of wine. She has told me an interesting story, that her mother is a witch. It is funny story and I do like collecting this kind of stories, so for me it was really fascinating.
After I came home, I have waked up at night from a fever and it doesnot relieve. It comes better from time to time but it is really strange. I dont have any sneeze or cough .... maybe I was just cursed ?
I do believe in witches and that in a modern world it is hard to recognize them ... so I need help solving it out. Should I still take medicine or maybe some other anti curse technologies are good ?? Anybody ?
p.s please dont take this story too serious, but the question is.
As most of you probably know I am ill already for a week. Weeek in bed ??? I can hardly say when did it happen to me the last time ! Can anybody remember me complaining about feeling bad or about anything ? Please agree with me that it is hardly remembered. Personally I dont remember myself being ill for the last ... hmm .... I just dont remember when was the last time !
I do sometime get food poisoned or hangover but I believe this is not called to be ill ...
Now the confession, I became ill last week after I met some girl. Actually I met her months ago but it was the time when we sat and talked over a glass of wine. She has told me an interesting story, that her mother is a witch. It is funny story and I do like collecting this kind of stories, so for me it was really fascinating.
After I came home, I have waked up at night from a fever and it doesnot relieve. It comes better from time to time but it is really strange. I dont have any sneeze or cough .... maybe I was just cursed ?
I do believe in witches and that in a modern world it is hard to recognize them ... so I need help solving it out. Should I still take medicine or maybe some other anti curse technologies are good ?? Anybody ?
p.s please dont take this story too serious, but the question is.
posted by KGena at 1:13 PM
8 Comments:
Try to find a root cause.Why would she spell on you after nice chat in coffe shop?
It's simple, she was totally sure she's going to be invited into your CCTV webbed house and then she can show "movies" to her friends. Moron! Call her and ...
which word do you use in Albion, is it shagging?
BTW, I started downloading Battle Royale with russian translation. Emule says it should take 10 more days. let's see...
Stop drinking start tiding
This must be a sign...marry her!;-)
LOL!!!Very funny. A woman that makes you sick for days-who else could she be but a wife!!!
Not that I'm taking you too seriously, but in some countries the people keep limes in the house to keep certain creatures away (no, not the roaches, you get it)Many women carry them in the purses when they leave home. Just an idea.
I have no idea about limes, but as far as I remember in the USSR some women used it for birth control (guys, be quiet! you are to young to know). So do what you have to do and use lemon. Maybe it can do the job as antidote against witchcraft as well.
As worst case scenario use garlic and holly water (is it good for vampires only?), but first go for my initial idea.
Guys thank you for the ideas, I am much better ... :-) the Garlic, Chicken and other ideas I got did help and now I am a new person !
Pinky, tonight we will take over the world !
Hey May be you just develop alergies to women ... I think you should date a few in the next day or two and if you feel worst again... it would mean - allergy.
P.S if it is going to be the allergy try to date guys to find out if the allergy is for women or dating!
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