The Cola miracle
The next day after the New Years Evening I waked up after 4 hours of sleep at 8 am. I felt terrible, just screwed. I was definitely food poisoned. It was really terrible, I couldn’t sleep, just dozing. Every cup of water I was taking into was coming out after five minutes.
When I think it over, the reason wasn’t actually the alcohol because it never happened to me. (It did but not that hard.) And I wasn’t really mixing drinks … only whiskey …. So if I take 4 hours back from the moment I waked up, I remember to eat this free sandwich in the club. It was with some fish … fu** why did I take it ….. still I suspect it …
I couldn’t really move, and it wasn’t funny because I was trying to drink water but it was puked, then I tried a glass of tea … the same reaction. Sleep I couldn’t … read I couldn’t … the only thing I had left was yelling :-))) .. and I did it all day long till the evening ....
At some point I remembered my mom telling me that if there is some stomach problem caused by the food, the best thing to take is a glass of Cola but without the gases(Mom, thank you on that) . The problem was that even to try it, I had no Cola at home. Glancing on the watch, it was 17:45 which is fifteen minutes before the corner shop, 10 meters from my house is closed. I took my self out of the bed, put the sport wear and went out to the shop.
At the shop it was really funny because of my appearance. I did not wash my face, the hair messed, my clothes were sport trainers with slippers. I couldn’t move fast because everything was hurting, so all the people were thinking that I am homeless, which is almost true :-))) Anyway, the magic medicine was bought at 1.5 quid for a 1.5 litter bottle of Cola, everything is extremely expensive in my area.
For my surprise, the first glass of cola was accepted by my body without any reaction. Another one …. was accepted either …. By 9pm I was already after two glasses of tea with lemon …. By midnight I could walk and felt much better … but it is already midnight … its time to bed, I wanted to go working the day after ….
It did not work out that’s because I couldn’t fall a sleep, so I found my self at 3 am still reading and starting to feel hungry. Hungry ??? what can I eat ??… its better to eat nothing … but I felt really hungry that it was hard to fall a sleep … so I went cooking “grechka” (anybody an English word for that). By 4am I was sleeping …..
At half past eight, I was waked up by my alarm and felt like nothing really happened the day before …. Should I call it “The Cola Miracle” ??? :-))))
When I think it over, the reason wasn’t actually the alcohol because it never happened to me. (It did but not that hard.) And I wasn’t really mixing drinks … only whiskey …. So if I take 4 hours back from the moment I waked up, I remember to eat this free sandwich in the club. It was with some fish … fu** why did I take it ….. still I suspect it …
I couldn’t really move, and it wasn’t funny because I was trying to drink water but it was puked, then I tried a glass of tea … the same reaction. Sleep I couldn’t … read I couldn’t … the only thing I had left was yelling :-))) .. and I did it all day long till the evening ....
At some point I remembered my mom telling me that if there is some stomach problem caused by the food, the best thing to take is a glass of Cola but without the gases(Mom, thank you on that) . The problem was that even to try it, I had no Cola at home. Glancing on the watch, it was 17:45 which is fifteen minutes before the corner shop, 10 meters from my house is closed. I took my self out of the bed, put the sport wear and went out to the shop.
At the shop it was really funny because of my appearance. I did not wash my face, the hair messed, my clothes were sport trainers with slippers. I couldn’t move fast because everything was hurting, so all the people were thinking that I am homeless, which is almost true :-))) Anyway, the magic medicine was bought at 1.5 quid for a 1.5 litter bottle of Cola, everything is extremely expensive in my area.
For my surprise, the first glass of cola was accepted by my body without any reaction. Another one …. was accepted either …. By 9pm I was already after two glasses of tea with lemon …. By midnight I could walk and felt much better … but it is already midnight … its time to bed, I wanted to go working the day after ….
It did not work out that’s because I couldn’t fall a sleep, so I found my self at 3 am still reading and starting to feel hungry. Hungry ??? what can I eat ??… its better to eat nothing … but I felt really hungry that it was hard to fall a sleep … so I went cooking “grechka” (anybody an English word for that). By 4am I was sleeping …..
At half past eight, I was waked up by my alarm and felt like nothing really happened the day before …. Should I call it “The Cola Miracle” ??? :-))))
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posted by KGena at 4:23 AM
4 Comments:
grechka in english: buckwheat
in hebrow: כוסמת
I was eating buckweat also yesterday and today
we have family telepathy
fill good and don't eat trash.
It's interesting points: sushi in Piccadilly, sandwiches in russian club... Isn't ?
Russian like London:)
See my comment in "The WRAAF theory"-the last line :-}.
By the way you did change the name
of the blog-it was "My life in ..."
I can proove it :-)
Next time you fill the same I suggest you to do as following (that is what I do in such case):
1. Take 2 liters of warm water
not hot just above room temp.
2. Go to the toilet.
3. Drink the water non stop until
you "throw up" proceed to
drink and "throw up" untill
the only water is out.
It calls to wash the stomach! - it take about 20 minutes - but after this you sleep good and wake up as baby! Hope for you that it will be useless!
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