Things not to do in London

From the experience of my friends I will tell you what not to do in UK.

So first thing is not to - fight. For example you kick somebody’s ass because he started but you were stronger, finally he goes to police .. they just put handcuffs on you, and put you in jail. The trial can be after a couple of months and probably you will be putted in jail for some time and then kicked off the country. Its really simple here, they just cancel your VISA. They don’t want to deal with somebody who was involved in anything.
The solution is very simple, don’t try to defence, just run away .... :-(
[I have a friend who was almost kicked out of the country for giving back a fight]

Second not to do, don’t start messing with girls. If later, the girl going to the police, you are in a big trouble. Once again, the police come, put handcuffs and you spend some time in jail. In my friend’s case, as he tells me, he was doing nothing! Did not even touch the girl, but he spent a week in jail. He will have a court trial in a month and hopefully he will get out of it … if not … just kicked off the country...
The solution is very simple ... stay away of girls – trouble ... :-)